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I’ve seen this handled one of two ways.
One dude just puffed up real big, yelled, and ran at the dog which made it quit. (tried and tested by yours truly)
The other time I just watched this old dude with a limp lay right down in the middle of the street, put his hand up, and make whimpering noises. Dog totally stopped and just sniffed him. Fucking magic, but damned if I’ll ever try that move.
(Source: pyrexvisean, via ashlbnn)
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